Well, not so much the guard. Really it’s the cell phone. I have, or had, or have but don’t use…. anyway, the oldest cell phone of anyone that I know. The other day, I pulled my phone out of my pocket and found this:
Good thing I had already ordered a new phone!!! Well, I got my new phone Tuesday night, and it looked like this:
Well, it looked like that for about twenty-four hours. Now, it looks more like a paperweight. So, to recap, I have an old phone that’s broken but works fine, so I ordered a new phone that promptly stopped working. Ah, such is life and the pursuit of “better” things.
The person who does not have a phone or check his messages,